So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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