I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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