I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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