I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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