This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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