omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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