He is such a slut. More and more my type.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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