so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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