have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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