great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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