How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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