I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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