Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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