I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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