The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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