? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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