at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I think pants incapable of making pants work
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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