i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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