Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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