Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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