Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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