i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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