I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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