I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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