i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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