There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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