Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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