We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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