do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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