yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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