how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
