i barfeds in our rink
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Watching her eat just hurts me
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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