Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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