Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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