Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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