I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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