Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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