oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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