$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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