I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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