I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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