some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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