Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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