used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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