And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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