The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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