I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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