I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Randomize
