How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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