It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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