Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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