I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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