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Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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