STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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